voldemort's nipple

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:50:35 -0400

mortalsecrets: z0mbification: where-is-my-comb: z0mbification: z0mbification: That tampon...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:34 -0400

z0mbification:

where-is-my-comb:

z0mbification:

z0mbification:

That tampon girl will only be famous for a period of time.

Everyone is just ovary acting.

That was so annoying. Really cramped up my news feed.

Don’t worry, these sort of things only happen once a month.

Okay, but shes still bloody famous

punchself: have you ever been sitting in a room and you look at the people around you and it slowly...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:14 -0400

punchself:

have you ever been sitting in a room and you look at the people around you and it slowly kind of dawns on you that you really dont belong there and nothing will ever change the fact that you are an outsider in your own life and you dont really get sad you just feel detached from it all

its weird how google became a synonym for search

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:59 -0400

its weird how google became a synonym for search

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:47:35 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:47:29 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

the-absolute-best-gifs: the-absolute-funniest-posts: derpycats: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:46:49 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

derpycats:

Suddenly, the hunter became the hunted.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:46:35 -0400

muslimrave: one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off i punched him in the face closed fist, short...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:45:12 -0400

muslimrave:

one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off

i punched him in the face

closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw

there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin clear.

hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:54 -0400

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

hallmoniter: i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:47 -0400

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

littlestlamb: chickensandwich: I HAD TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT EARLIER AND I WATCHED SOMEONE PULL OFF...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:34 -0400

littlestlamb:

chickensandwich:

I HAD TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT EARLIER AND I WATCHED SOMEONE PULL OFF THEIR WHOLE TOENAIL

an unfor-toe-nate scene indeed…

londoniers: once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:26 -0400

londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep

countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:03 -0400

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

“Jesus!” Luke exclaimed.“Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:43:53 -0400

_{“Jesus!” Luke exclaimed.
“Actually, it’s just me,” said Simon. “Although I’ve been told the resemblance is startling.”}

kittenstyles: there are bands w choreographed routines and singers who put on shows w fireworks but...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:43:11 -0400

kittenstyles:

there are bands w choreographed routines and singers who put on shows w fireworks but somehow I’ve fallen in love with the one where they roll around and eat bananas on stage I could probably go to a zoo and see the same thing for a lot less money

4fagsunderthestars: I made my sim a daredevil and I can’t do...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:57 -0400

4fagsunderthestars:

I made my sim a daredevil and I can’t do anything without it being extreme

onedirectioncutefacts: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? HOT AS FUCK

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:53 -0400

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

computerheroboy: Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:43 -0400

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:22 -0400