charizard:

vinebox:

Talk Clean to Me

white people are killing me

(via terrachu)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via orgasm)

bobdoom:

bilboofrochester:

Nobody puts Bilbo in the corner!

"WHAT IS THIS WALL MADE OF?!  It’s impenetrable!"

(via dorkvader)

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

image

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piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

(via terrachu)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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